Liberal is the best Australian way

1.We shall all vote Liberal
We shall all vote Liberal
We shall all vote Liberal today

CHORUS:Oh, deep in my heart
I do believe
Liberal is the best Australian way

2.We'll walk the Liberal walk
We'll walk the Liberal walk
We'll walk the Liberal walk like honest John
CHORUS

3.We'll all use Work Place Agreements
We'll all use Work Place Agreements
We'll all use Work Place Agreements and we'll all prosper
CHORUS

4.We are afraid
We are afraid
We are afraid a vote Labor is for union gloom
CHORUS

We shall all vote Liberal
We shall all vote Liberal
We shall all vote Liberal today
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Copyrite Lonz - 2007

THE TRUE BLUE LABOUR LAMMENT - by Lonz

Labor have tried to take on the
Breeding and Ruling Authourity and airs and graces of a Ture Blue Liberal,
but they failed and
unfortunately they don't know where they are going wrong.

Here is
THE TRUE BLUE LABOUR LAMMENT - by Lonz:
Original Words and Music by John Williamson
© 1986/2003 EMUSIC PTY LTD

Updated by Lonz 2007:
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Hey True Blue Labor, don't say you've gone
Say you've knocked off for a smoko
And you'll be back later on
Hey True Blue Labor, Hey True Blue Labor

Give it to me straight
Face to face
Are you really disappearing,
Just another dying race,
Hey True Blue Labor.

True Blue Labor, is it me and you?
Is it Mum and Dad, is it a cockatoo?
Is it standing by your mate
When he's in a fight?
Or will she be right?
True Blue Labor, I'm asking you...

Hey True Blue Labor, can you bear the load?
Will you tie it up with wire,
Just to keep the show on the road?
Hey True Blue Labor, Hey True Blue Labor, now be Fair Dinkum

Is your heart still there?
If they sell us out like sponge cake
Do you really care?
Hey True Blue Labor.

True Blue Labor, is it me and you?
Is it Mum and Dad, is it a cockatoo?
Is it standing by your mate
When she's in a fight?
Or will she be right?
True Blue Labor, I'm asking you...

True Blue Labor, is it me and you?
Is it Mum and Dad, is it a cockatoo?
Is it standing by your mate
When he's in a fight?
Or will she be right?
True Blue Labor ... True Blue Labor.

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Updated by Lonz 2007 - all righs reserved

Voting for Liberals

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Once a Johnny Liberal-Man camped by a Ballot Box,
Under the threat of the union running free,
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his polling boiled
"Who'll come a-Voting, for Liberals with me?"


Voting for Liberals, Voting for Liberals
Who'll come a-Voting for Liberals, with me
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his polling boiled
"Who'll come a-Voting, for Liberals with me?"


Down came the voters to feed on the new Tax Cuts
Up sprang the blogs and they spammed him with glee
And they sang as they stowed those Tax Cuts in his Ballot Box,
"We'll come a-Voting for Liberals, with thee".


Voting for Liberals, Voting for Liberals
We'll come a-Voting for Liberals, with thee
And they sang as they stowed those Tax Cuts in his Ballot Box,
"We'll come a-Voting for Liberals, with thee".


Up drove a Union, mouthing off and striking fast,
down came the tradesmen, one, two, three,
"Where's that jolly Tax Cut you've got in your Ballot Box?"
"We'll be a-Voting for Liberals, with thee".


Voting for Liberals, Voting for Liberals
We'll come a-Voting for Liberals, with thee
And they sang as they stowed those Tax Cuts in his Ballot Box,
"We'll come a-Voting for Liberals, with thee".


Up jumped a Liberal-Man, sprang into his Ballot Box,
"You'll never make me a Labor-Man see,
And the Rudd may be heard as you're passing by that Ballot Box,
"I'll be a-Voting for Liberals, with thee?".


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Copyrite - Lonz 2007

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